Ah, Clingstone.
Bought for a mere $3,600. That's cheap in our area. Its cheap in the depths of poverty in Mississippi. Heck, its cheap in Mexico. It's probably even cheap in the parts of Iraq where Americans would disappear.
103 years old. 65 windows. 23 rooms. For those who might think that a bit
too conspicuous... solar panels for heating the 3,000 galllon cistern of rain water. Wind turbine for electricity. Composting toilets.
How much do I love Clingstone? I've wondered if maybe, just maybe, a greenhouse on the roof would be doable and make it more livable.
Oh, and its replaced Portland, Ore., as the place I'd most like to live in addition to claiming top spot on the "Favorite Residence That I'm Not Currently Residing In."
I guess its not a big surprise that I would fall in love with this place, based on
this post about my interest in
seasteading and all. Or my 1.5 year fascination with houseboats as a mode of living. Oh, houseboats, welcome to #3 on the "place I'd most like to live" list.
So, about that $3,600 price tag. The house was for sale after decades of uninhabited neglect following some damage caused by a hurricane. It was a pretty good deal for a house with no roof or glass in its windows, considering it was for sale for $5,000.
As to what attracks me to it. I love the engineering and ingenuity of man overcoming nature. To me, its very
Fountainheadesque in its architecture. Owning something like that - something that is such a design & engineering accomplishment, such a force of man bending the will of nature - that attracts me. It's got great views, as one can imagine.
There is an individualistic calling to it for me, as well Along the lines of the suggested "
Going Galt" movement ala
Atlas Shrugged that has some zones of the InterGoogle Tubes atwitter.
Plus it would be cool.
And just think: If the horror movie scenerio of zombification of the world ever plays out, Clingstone would make a pretty easily defended fort. Forget Will Smith's mansion in Washington, D.C. I'd take a cliff-surrounded island with 23 rooms any day. Good fruits and veggies would be in short supply, but that would happen anyway, wouldn't it? And fishing strikes me as easier than hunting, given the need for ammo and probably gasoline to fuel your salvage vehicle. Fishing requires a pole, line, and a hook. None of which are too hard to come by, and are much more easily rigged than a gun and ammo. Gas oxidizes and would useless in a month or four. No such problem with a sailboat.
On the other side of the ledger, even ignoring the zombie invasion scenerio, its probably not easy to reach for those of us who don't have well-upkept boating skills. Its probably an absolute pain to get groceries in. Not to mention supplies of other kinds. And it makes going out for a night on the town a bit of a trick. But honestly, with 23 rooms, I can probably have most of the people I want to see over on a pretty frequent basis. Who is going to turn down a chance to stay there?
In the even of Zombification, winter would be a small problem.
Other than that, the near constant upkeep required to prevent it from being reclaimed by the ocean (you have to secure the doors open or closed lest the wind - relatively quickly - bash them to pieces) and the realities of such isolation, I think I'd love it.
Anyway, that's what I think is beautiful and cool at this time.